wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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