id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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