I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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