Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
