my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I need to calm my uterus...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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