we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The Olympian is in my bed
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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