my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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