wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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