make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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