You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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