Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Someone shit on the floor
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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