Im at strip club and am horny
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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