The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Randomize
