Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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