And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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