how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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