can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
...so i touched it.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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