glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You can't special order awesome
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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