id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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