Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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