hell yes lets make some ravioli
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
We smell like vodka and hangover
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