Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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