fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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