You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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