i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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