Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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