Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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