she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
only you would photoshop your dick
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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