The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
