gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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