We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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