another moral hangover. fuck.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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