I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize