I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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