I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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