After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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