Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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