he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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