he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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