dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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