My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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