Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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