I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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