I think my vagina is haunted
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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