What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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