There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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