He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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