did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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