I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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