It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize