do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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