It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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