Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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