How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
